We all know that I’m a slacker; no big news there. But did you know that…
I love Trent Reznor
He just released a full-length album. Online. For free. Apparently, he’s The Shit. And The Man. I guess that means that if he ever gets tired of ripping it up musically, he could come up to Wistucky and drive the big diesel “#2″ septic truck. Anyway, Thanks, Trent!
Kids are frickin’ awesome!
Especially when they say things like, “Wow! Cow is tasty!” after getting a mouthful of fresh-grilled burger. Or things like, “Look at my butt!” when they’re standing on the arm of the couch, diaper around their knees, with said anatomy pointed in the general direction of the buffet table mirror. Or when they laugh and cry at the same time because they’re not sure whether your scary or funny, or just plain ol’ loopy dad.
Old hens lay eggs
I’ve got some three-year-old birds that, now that April is officially history, have decided it’s time to lay eggs again. So we had fresh eggs in our omelets yesterday. Uuummmm… yellow…
There you go: all the print that’s fit to news.
PS: Emily, I haven’t forgotten about you or the letter I owe you. In fact, I have *many* paragraphs “written.” Unfortunately, they mostly all suck. Except for the ones about my cars; they’re not so bad. I promise I’ll get off my dead ass some day. Soon-ish, even. Maybe.
I agree cow is tasty!!