Archive for August, 2005

4 Aug

A Bit of the Old Ultraviolence

I’ve been watching a few movies since Meagan’s been out of town and it’s been much like being in a sauna where ever I go the last few days. Last night was no exception.

I started off (yeah, it was something of a marathon) with Bruce Willis’s “Hostage.” I was expecting a whole lot of violence and I wasn’t dissapointed; there was so much gore that I think I’m gonna have to call ServiceMasters. But the movie offered more than just gore. It raised the perennial questions: What matters to you the most? What will you do to get and protect it? I actually was surprised by the movie, but partly because I went in with low expectations.

Because it’s really hard to see too much brain matter splattered on the wall from a pistol shot to the temple, I followed “Hostage” with Steven Segal’s “Submerged.” Oy! What a travesty that was. This flick about a mad, money-hungry scientist who figures out a way to brainwash and control people from any distance is ludicrous. And filled with bad acting. And has a poor plot and worse writing. The bottom-of-the-barrel clencher, though, is that Segal uses guns way more than his silly girl-fighting, slappy-hands, so-called martial arts skills in this movie. Maybe he’s getting too old to be an action hero. No wonder the movie was direct-to-video.

Tonight, I’ve cued up “Corporation,” a documentary about something… I forget what…

2 Aug

Crazy Damn Wife

So Meagan left me. She up and took the kid and drove to her parents’ house so she could surprise them for their 30th wedding anniversary (today) and for her Mom’s birthday (tomorrow). She’ll be back in a week or two.

And yes, I just got a call from her a little while ago saying that she made it OK and that Bub was a trooper, so now I can stop worrying.

1 Aug

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